Copyright 2001 --- Robert Baer Jr. Amos Doggie & Hannah -- "The Campus Visit" DISCLAIMER Road Rovers characters, names, situations and the Road Rovers universe are the property of Warner Bros. I, nor this script/story are connected with Warner Bros. in any way, shape or form. This document may not be publicized or reproduced in any way, shape or form. It must remain fully intact and may not be altered in anyway. It is strictly used for not-for-profit entertainment purposes only, and is not intended to infringe on any Copyrights. This story is written by Robert Baer Jr and the characters Amos Doggie, Hannah, Amanda DeSalle, Princess, and the Gila Monster are all Robert Baer Jr's creations, copyright 1999. Misty Maddog is a creation of Bart Walls. Jazz Simmons is a creation of Dylan Rinald. Goldfire Wolf is a creation of Patrick Wood. Amos Doggie & Hannah -- "The Campus Visit" It's a bright sunny day on the University of Atlanta Campus. Pulling into the visitor's parking lot is a black mini-van with the Road Rovers logo on either side. JAZZ (driving, parking the van): Well, here we are! MISTY (excited); WOW!!! A real university campus! PRINCESS (turns to Hannah): Where are we supposed to meet Amanda, Hannah? HANNAH (points): She said she'd be waiting for us in front of the cafeteria at high noon AMOS (looks up): How can Amos tell if noon be high or not? GILA MONSTER (happy); High Noon! YEAH!! I loved that movie! PRINCESS (surprised): Really darling? GILA MONSTER (nods): Yep! Goofy lookin' humans shootin' each other! All of that wonderful violence! Brings a tear to my eye! GOLDFIRE (nods): Yes, you and I watched it together. Do all humans behave like those did in the movie? PRINCESS (shakes head): Not exactly. Goldfire. Some humans are very kind, others are evil. HANNAH (points): There she is! Up there at the top of the stairs! JAZZ (nods): So that's Amanda DeSalle, a human with an interesting background, Her father is a former Louisiana politician that's in jail now for attacking Road Rovers? MISTY (nods): That's right Jazz, and Amanda is Hannah's former master too, do you know that story? PRINCESS (whispering): Please, let's not discuss that. This is a happy occassion. Hannah's super hearing picked up the conversation. Pretending that she didn't hear it, she smiles widely and hugs Amanda when she sees her. HANNAH (happy): Oh Amanda, you are looking well! AMANDA (smiles): Thank you, Hannah! HANNAH (turns): This is Goldfire Wolf, he's staying with us until he can remember where he comes from AMANDA (shakes hands): Pleased to meet you, Goldfire! GOLDFIRE (smiles): You are a very nice human! AMANDA (giggles): Thank you! (turns to the others): Now, shall we all have lunch? MISTY (happy): Oh yes! GILA MONSTER (nods): I'm very hungry! AMOS (nods): Ol Amos could use a bite to eat! AMANDA (smiles): Great! Follow me in line then! Amanda and the group work their way through the line, get their food and sit down together at a table near a huge window. MISTY (smiles): This Salisbury Steak isn't too bad! AMANDA (smiles); I usually just grab a snack out of the vending machines, but today I have a two hour break between classes, so I decided to eat here! AMOS (sadly): Day have no crawdad bisque! HANNAH (smiles): Darling, you can't just eat crawdad bisque every day of your life AMOS (shocked): Why not? GILA MONSTER (happy); I loves this! All you can eat! JAZZ (giggles); is that why you have that pile of fried chicken on your plate! GILA MONSTER (nods); I loves the crunchy part! MISTY (smiles): The breading? GILA MONSTER (shakes head): Nope! The BONES!!! AMANDA (stunned): Don't tell me... he eats bones and all? GILA MONSTER (nods): Waste not, want not! PRINCESS (elbows him): Gila! I told you not to do that in public! GILA MONSTER (defensive): But I likes bones! Especially the long ones with lots of marrow and ... PRINCESS (puts hands over his mouth, whipsers): Stop that, sweetie, you're grossing everyone out... GILA MONSTER (whispers back): Sorry.. AMOS (looking outside): Hey, what dem people doin' down dere? AMANDA (looks): Oh, that's the track team! They're practicing for the big meet tommorrow! AMOS (points): Jist looks like a bunch of runnin' and jumpin' to me... HANNAH (smiles): I'll explain it to you later, dear... MISTY (turns to Gila): Please pass me the ketchup, Gila GILA MONSTER (grabs the bottle): When I'm done with it! (happy): WOW!! A squirt bottle! The Gila puts the bottle on the end of the table and wacks it with his 2 x 4, causing ketchup to squirt all over a group of angry students. Three huge guys in letterman jackets walk over. STUDENT (angry): Alright, which one of you did it? GILA MONSTER (stands up): I did it! Y'all look so much better covered in ketchup! ANOTHER STUDENT (angry): Take off your stupid lookin costume and we'll teach you some manners! GILA MONSTER (laughs); Jokes on you, gooberoo! I ain't wearin' no costume! The Gila belts out a loud scary hiss as he opens his huge mouth that it causes the three men to run out of the room. PRINCESS (angry): GILA!!! You're embarrassing all of us! MISTY (laughs): I thought it was funny! AMANDA (laughing); Me too! I've never seen anything like that in my life! HANNAH (looks around): Hey! Where's Amos? Amos has joined the track team outside, watching several guys try and fail on the pole vault. AMOS (shouts); Hey! Dat dere looks like fun! Can I tries it? STUDENT (throws him a pole); Why not! (whispers to the others): This should be good for a laugh! Amos grabs the pole with his bionic arm. He imitates the same running start he has seen the others do, then vaults up, getting an extra 'push' from his bionic arm, easily clearing the bar and landing on the cushioned surface below. The students who have witnessed this are stunned and soon encircle the swamp dog. STUDENT (shocked); How did you do that? ANOTHER STUDENT (stunned): And that's a school record, too! ANOTHER STUDENT (shouts): Hey, take off the dog suit! AMOS (standing up): Dat be so much fun! Can ol' Amos do it again? Soon, the track coach notices the crowd and rushes over to see what all the commotion is about. COACH (upset): You in the dog suit! You're disrupting our practice! Leave now! STUDENT (points): But Coach, this man just broke the school's pole vault record! COACH (angry): You must be joking! Get out of that ridicious outfit now! AMOS (upset): Amos be not in a dog suit! Amos Doggie IS a dog! COACH (walks over to him): We'll see about that! The Coach unbuttons Amos's bib overalls and tries to pull them off of him. As this is happaning, Hannah and the others are now in the crowd trying to reach him. Amos manages to get away from the Coach. AMOS (angry): So, you try to take ol' Amos's clothes! Amos show you now! Amos waves his arms and makes the Coach's pants disappear, revealing his white boxer shorts with red hearts on them. The crowd instantly bursts into laughter as the embarrassed Coach tries to get away from them. MISTY (points): Now THAT'S funny! GILA MONSTER (points): What a goon! What a moron! JAZZ (laughs): Track coach shows a lot of heart! Film at eleven! HANNAH (sternly): AMOS DOGGIE!!! AMOS (defensive): Hey! Dat goomer try to steal Amos's overalls! Amos make'm pay! STUDENT (shouts): HEY!! HE REALLY IS A DOG!!! AMOS (shouts back): Sure I is! What else would Amos Doggie be? AMANDA (laughing): Uncle Amos, you sure do know how to have fun! AMOS (confused): I does? PRINCESS (points): Uh-oh.... the coach is coming back with some uniformed police! HANNAH (sternly): I think we'd better go now AMANDA (hugs Hannah): I loved seeing you guys again! We'll have to do it again sometime! HANNAH (nods): Goodbye for now, Amanda! (shouts): Guys, we better stand together now.. As the angry Coach guides the campus police into the crowd, the Road Rovers had instantly disappeared. Soon, the group is back in their mini-van driving back to Mission Control. JAZZ (laughs): I must admit, that's one campus visit I'll never forget! HANNAH (upset): I still don't think it was right for you to make that human's pants disappear, Amos! AMOS (laughs): Well, he be gittin' dem back soon! HANNAH (confused): How do you know that? AMOS (points ahead): Lookie up there! As the group drives by the 'Welcome to the University of Altanta" sign, they see a long flagpole with a familiar looking pair of pants tied to it, flapping in the wind. HANNAH (shouts): AMOS DOGGIE!!!! AMOS (smiles): You forgot to salute! Everyone in the van laughs. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------